"I didn't come here to piss in your biscuits."

- Jon Lorentz of Marcus Very Ordinary.

See Marcus Very Ordinary perform tonight at Crane's (1611 N El Centro, Hollywood, CA) at 11:40pm.

They promise lots of sad bastard music.. and it's free. Sad bastard music for free. It's like your birthday and Christmas all in one night!

Besides, ladies, how can you resist this? Ladies, please, there's no need to push.

event info on facebook.. rsvp!

Allegedly, Jon is offering free lapdances to the first 10 people in the door. Really, people, free music and a possible free lapdance? What do more could you ask for?

Prepping for a nationwide tour usually means working late nights, especially if I don't want deadlines to knock me out as they go flying past.

It's 5:00 am, we're supposed to go kayaking in Long Beach tomorrow, but I've been messing with more design elements for the tour website and making sure everything works properly.

I'm heading to bed. If you find something not working with the Delusions of Grand Tour website, drop me a line at christina@pyemgmt.com and I'll get on it.

Before I go, I wanted to share a "behind the scenes" pic from our Marcus Very Ordinary photoshoot. The photographer for the shoot is the amazingly talented Patrick McPheron. He's the guy with the camera, obviously.

Have a good night (morning)!