"I didn't come here to piss in your biscuits."

- Jon Lorentz of Marcus Very Ordinary.

See Marcus Very Ordinary perform tonight at Crane's (1611 N El Centro, Hollywood, CA) at 11:40pm.

They promise lots of sad bastard music.. and it's free. Sad bastard music for free. It's like your birthday and Christmas all in one night!

Besides, ladies, how can you resist this? Ladies, please, there's no need to push.

event info on facebook.. rsvp!

Allegedly, Jon is offering free lapdances to the first 10 people in the door. Really, people, free music and a possible free lapdance? What do more could you ask for?